(Link>) Avishag: Drafted for "mistresshood"

Here, from yesterday's haftarah (reading from the latter parts of the Torah/Bible), is how Avishag enters David HaMelech's/King David's life.

How delightful (quoth she sarcastically). The king's servants brought a real, live female to the king to play the part of an electric blanket.

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Here's my poem about Avishag. Note: Parental guidance warning--adult subject matter.